Full Name: Mike Turner
Birth Date: June 5, 1967
Siblings: 3 Sisters
Education: Degree in English from University of Western Ontario
Influences: Punk, The Sex Pistols
Raised in: Bradford, England
Before OLP?: Working in a machine shop. Later got degree in English [British Literature]
Instrument: Guitar
First songs: First song Mike learned to play was "Daytripper" By The Beatles
Interesting Facts: Mike is, as Jeremy puts it, the "computer guy" of the band. He often takes time to visit Clumsy Congress, where he is known as emtee [his initials spelled out]
Trademarks: Tinted glasses, blond hair

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