Written by Robin Poon. You will only understand this if yur from Seaquam.
I'm not as snobby and rich as everyone says I am,
And I don't drink like rabid griffon,
Or own any paper,
But at least there are some great TV's,
And I don't know this Johal, that Johal, or even that Johal,
But they probably all go to our school.
I have a Prime Minister, not a, well, President.
I speak Mandarin and English, not English and French.
And I've only drank raw eggs once. [That's not a Seaquam thing, just me.]
I can proudly order clothing other people have proudly sewn Seaquam's logo onto, [Because, of course, they actually know what Seaquam is.]
I believe in Math Counts,
Not having to breathe while in school,
And that the Seahawk is a truly magnificent, if fictional, animal.
Basketball is our sport,
School spirit does exist,
And I don't call it Seascum, because that's what people from ND do.
Seaquam is the second smartest school in B.C., despite the GPA,
The first school of cheerleading, which, apparently, is a real sport,
And the best part of North Delta [Or at least a small fraction of it!]
My name is Robin Poon,
And I am a Seahawk!
*IF u r from Seaquam and u don't know what this rant is talking about, or don't know who Robin Poon is, u suck...